Bachelor week two was a little dullsville; quick recap, Seans takes Sarah on the first one on one date, Kalon’s helicopter picks them up… no one’s ever done that before! They do some crazy free fall off a 30 story building. They connect, she’s already falling in love with him, blah blah blah. Ok thing is, I really like Sarah, but stop talking about your missing lower arm; by talking about it so much you’re making an issue out of it, let it go, it’s not a big deal. He gives her a rose so she’s around another week.
Then there’s the group date; a bunch of crazy girls go do a photo shoot for some romance novel cover. I bet 50 shades girl is wishing she didn’t get sent home the first night. Anyways, it’s awkward, they do some more photos of Sean with his shirt off. I like Lesley (the one from DC in the cowgirl get-up) and I like that he wanted her to kiss him and she kept changing the subject and missed her chance, but went back later and kissed him, it was cute. Selma is SOOO beautiful, I like her too. I cannot stand the yoga instructors hair, it was worse than last week, get some product girlfriend! Luckily, she’s not feeling the bachelor process and goes home. Ok, don’t you know what you’re getting into when you get cast on the bachelor??? There is A LOT behind the process, and paperwork, and background checks, and naming your last 25 partners to make sure you don’t have STDs, what a waste. Not only did you waste your own time, but another girl would have gladly taken your place… like Nicki, if we’re bringing girls back, bring her, I like Nicki! Sean gives desperate Kacie the rose, because now they're in girlfriend zone….???
Lastly, Sean takes Desiree to an “art” opening and pulls a not funny prank on her. They go back to his place and eat steak, corn, and huge broccoli florets (Robert noticed this, thus his contribution to the post this week). And of course, get in the hot tub. More smoking bodies alert! They connect and I genuinely like them together, they seem to have a lot in common and are relaxed and themselves with each other. I can totally tell when Sean is uncomfortable and it’s been a lot so far, hopefully he calms down and starts making some connections.
Rose ceremony, goodbye to two girls, and we’re out ‘til next week, which I’m HOPING is as juicy with catty drama as ABC is advertising….BUT it probably is something totally lame.
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